Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Oprah... again?

So I call Andrew yesterday and he is rushing me off the phone.

Kim: "What are you doing that is so important?"

Andrew: "I'm watching Oprah"

Kim: Waiting a few seconds to hear a giggle, or something, "Seriously, what are you doing?"

Andrew: "I'm watching Oprah, it is Earth Day and Sandra Bullock is talking about ways to go green"

Kim: "Annnnnddddddd........."

Andrew: "I'll talk to you when you get home" and he hangs up.

I sit there, well I am driving, but I am thinking, really? Is this the second time in a month Andrew has choosen to watch Oprah on his own will, at home by himself?

What in the hell is happening? Where is the music? Dododododo...

What's worse is when I came home he tells me how we need to go green.
Excuse me? I am the queen of recycling! I fish cardboard out of the trash can and put it in the recycle bin, that someone else just threw away. I recently got a hybrid car. I don't throw away grocery bags, I save them and reuse them. And that is something that drives him incredibly batty! Don't try to tell me to go green now that Jesse James' wife says it is cool. I was green before green was cool. I breastfed my child for 2 freaking years.... how much more crunchy can I get?
Anyway, thanks Oprah. My lips have been moving for years, but apparently you have gotten my husband to change his life in one hour show, well not even an hour with all those commercials.
Whatever.

I'm guessing our grocery bill just doubled.

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